Ashley.

Current Location: Mississippi
Making changes.

 

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

I’ll have to remember this.

(Source: whoredinarygirl)

Or after my cat tries to go in and out like 100 times. And I have to keep getting up to let him out

Or after my cat tries to go in and out like 100 times. And I have to keep getting up to let him out

(Source: pomeranian2)

put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy